Before you read Part Six, you might want to read this from Volume Two…
It’ll make this story way more fun… =j
Previously on A Maddisun Tale...
TO-RON-TO
December 31st, 2006
11:45 PM
“Charlie Jones there’s no need to be so ceremonial about it!” -Abbey Lane
This photo of Maddisun on Penny Ln. in Toronto in 2023 inspired the story of the one and only Miss Penny “Two-Bits” Lane-Jones and Volume Two. =j
5 Minutes earlier.
Toronto. December 31st 2006
11:40 PM
“Holy shit it’s cold!” -Samantha, happy for the jackets Running Wolf had ready for them. “Hey Penny…”
Samantha saw Penny’s smile and then turned to see what Penny was looking at. They were in a yard surrounded by a fence overgrown with shrubs.
Jessie came up next to Penny. “What’s everyone looking at?”
Mouse and Jenny were turning their heads from the Penny Ln. sign then to Penny Lane and back to the sign, when a voice they all recognized came from the other side of the fence.
“Don’t you want to wait until Midnight?” -Charlie Jones
On instinct, everyone ran towards the fence and then ducked down, except for Samantha, who sprawled out on the grass down at the corner of the shrub wall where the light pole was, looking up at the white and black Penny Ln. sign.
Penny crawled over to Samantha and whispered “What are you doing?”
“I wanna see your Mom’s hand. It will touch that sign soon.” -Samantha, whispering back.
“Oh!” Penny, realizing that, lies down next to Samantha.
From the other side of the fence:
“Charlie Jones I am going to have a daughter named Penny Lane.” -Abbey Lane. “Right here, Charlie Jones. Right now. Give me my Penny from Heaven.”
The girls were silent. Everyone was staring at the Penny Ln. sign. Up the lane, from the parking lot north of Murphy’s Law a car stereo turned on.
It was a song Maddisun would know.
Mouse, whispering. “It’s 2006…” Then smiling, “It’s Lillix. They’re from Cranbrook.”
“Oh, I know this song.” -Samantha whispered. She remembered it from the audio of the DVD Abbey had made of her and Charlie’s adventures around the Great Lakes.
The noise on Kingston Road helped cover the girls’ whispers, but thankfully they could hear Charlie and Abbey. Except that car stereo was getting closer.
The young girls in the car screamed “Give into the sweet temptation!”
Abbey was talking to Charlie.
“No, Charlie. I don’t need you for that. I just need you for this. I won’t take your money, I don’t…” then she was cut off by the girls in the car singing “Give into the sweet temptation!” again. It was hard to hear Abbey and Charlie with the street noise, the car stereo blasting, and the girls screaming along.
Penny whispered to Samantha. “Of course, we can’t hear what was said. Remember the audio from the DVD? I never paid attention to the song that was playing.”
“I did.” -Samantha
From the other side of the fence:
“Your journey isn’t here with me, it’s with Isabella. You have work to do now, but first I need you to put my Penny Lane in me, Charlie Jones.” -Abbey Lane
Mouse made a heart sign on her chest to Penny.
Abbey and Charlie must have looked at the car with the singing girls.
“That’s a cute little red Chevette.” -Abbey
“Speaking of sweet temptation.” -Charlie
From the other side of the fence, it felt like time had stopped. Samantha and Penny watched as Abbey’s hand grabbed and held the sign tight. Then it loosened and slowly let go. They heard Abbey walk over and grab the camera, then there was a flash from a camera.
“Hey Abbey, I seem to have lost…” -Charlie, sounding confused.
“I grabbed them.” -Abbey
“Why are you waving them at me with that grin.” -Charlie
What happened next was so legendary, that it didn’t feel weird. Abbey’s underwear came flying over the fence and came down right onto Samantha, who caught them with a basket catch.
Everyone just stayed there, silent and motionless for a minute, which felt like forever. Then, at some point, time seemed to move again and Mouse got up and peeked through the overgrown fence.
“Clear.”
Everyone got up and silently stared at Samantha, who proceeded to get up, and head straight for the door they came through. When she opened it, she could see it was where they entered the Veil just past the diner on the road, so she turned and looked at everyone, smiled, and bolted through the door.
Penny, Mouse, Jessie, and Jenny just looked at each other. The fireworks went off above them before anyone could say anything. They looked to the skies momentarily then followed Samantha through the door.
“That woman is a wild one!” -Jenny, stepping out of the Veil and over Samantha’s shoes. Mouse got out her phone and started recording.
In front of Mouse’s iPhone camera, Penny mussed her hair and began reporting.
“We’re tracking the wild beast-woman Samanthasaurus Sex. You can see here she’s shedding in preparation for mating. She’s hunting for her partner, a Unicorn named Charlie.” -Penny, pointing to Samantha’s socks, then pants.
The girls followed the trail of clothing to the median, where Samantha’s underwear sat on Chainsaw Larry’s nose.
That’s when they heard the Diner’s outdoor sound system kick in.
The Diner was closed, so it was just Samantha and Charlie inside, the disco ball above the jukebox spinning diamonds against the red lights that painted the diner’s interior. Charlie sat in his usual spot, while on the table of that window booth at the end, Samantha danced in Abbey Lane’s underwear.
“Of course.” -Penny, figuring out what song was playing.
As the girls headed towards Jenny’s Airstream where Danny and Miss Jackson were waiting, they sang along.
“I WANNA BE!” -Jenny
“I WANNA BE!” -Mouse
“I WANNA BE!” -Jessie
“My mom’s underwear.” -Penny, with that Jones Family Grin watching her sex pot soul mom dance for a moment, just in case she was going for the African Anteater Ritual Dance, then catching up with the girls on their way to Jenny’s Airstream.
In Kimberly, British Columbia, At the table in the saloon, Running Wolf dealt cards while Maddisun poured the shots.
The year was 1923, and it was 11:45 PM.
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Did you know… One of the original members of Lillix, Alicia, a lifelong WWE Fan, is now a member of NXT’s broadcast team. =j
Oh, about that “little red Chevette”…